urban-w-h-o-r-e:

woah I didn’t know this :O

(Source: sweet-is-evil, via laughcentre)

(Source: staybrutalalex, via its-real-for-us)

Me:I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV:lol but good shows are on.
iPod:sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position:lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind:what's the meaning of life though?
Tempurature:lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises:oh, you said be louder? Okay.

Albus:Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry:Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus:Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus:Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry:Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus:Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry:TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus:Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry:BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus:Da—
Harry:THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

violetrain:

adifferent-city:

aloadai:

you can be smoking.

you can be vaping.

you can be toking.

you can be a lot of things.

but you cannot be “doing” weed.

THIS

OMFG

hjghgj

i second this notion

(via pyr0philia)